Monthly Archives: April 2008

Judge Anthony Russell Preaches Cannibalism

From the BBC News website:

“Two teenage boys have been jailed for life for the murder of a woman who was killed for dressing as a Goth.

Sophie Lancaster was kicked and stamped to death by Brendan Harris, 15, and Ryan Herbert, 16, in Stubbylee Park in Bacup, Lancashire, last summer.

The pair turned on Miss Lancaster, 20, in an act of “feral thuggery” as she tried to get them and three other youths to stop attacking her boyfriend.

Harris must serve a minimum of 18 years and Herbert 16 years, the judge said.

He added: “This was a terrible case which has shocked and outraged all who have heard about it.

“At least wild animals, when they hunt in packs, have a legitimate reason for so doing, to obtain food.

“You have none and your behaviour on that night degrades humanity itself.”

This is how “THe Judge” would have handled the situation:

What Judge Anthony Russell is basically saying, is that these boys are degrading humanity by refusing to eat their victims, and that we should rise with our animal brothers in support of cannibalism*. I, for one, agree wholeheartedly with this proposal and intend to eat the next person I see.

* see http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078935/

Galaxy Boy Troop

Found this @ Pink Tentacle.

The Teacher: Cat Idioms

This isn’t even a spoof. I’m not sure how useful these idioms would actually be to someone learning English. I don’t think I’ve ever heard any of them actually being used in everyday conversation. “The Teacher” (as he is known) has recently won an award for innovation from the English-Speaking Union. Top marks.

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A White Horse Gallops

This is the first of the tracks recorded on a recent UK tour with Tissø Lake, Rob St. John and others. I will be uploading the rest once I’ve cleaned up the sound a bit.

A White Horse Gallops (mp3)